The Drug Addict

Well today was my frist day as one of my multiple personalities.It was of course the drug addict.Yes, that's right the insanely high and buzzed out kid who seems to mellow out every so often in the need for a smoke or a maybe his bong?

So it was in my first two periods of class, which was unfortunately a double maths.I spent most of my time pretending to imagine my class mates as mysterious and some what erotic characters.During my time of being high i decide to instead of doing my maths work, create spontaneous stories to give a more background knowledge of my classmates.

Just to name a few , there was the Refugee Elf branded an outcast due to his height.The quadruple sister shaman.I got lazy during this so i combined them together.The shaman sister were wise , and of course sister, they were attached together with the umblical cords all interwining with each other.Unfortunatly , if was was to unattach it self the rest would be brain dead.There was also the Dwarfen Monkey price with the Bowl as a head,the mystical one legged purple horse, and the oh so pale dragon who has his period every so often.Yes "his".

So it was at recess that i decide to turn my drug obsession into a smoking problem, and with that during periods 3 and 4 all i did was make cigarettes and pretend to smoke them , and then putting the butts out on my dragon =D.

It of course after lunch and after that i had sport.For those last 2 periods i had got nearly every single person on the field in trouble, for asking the simple question, "Do you have a smoke?"

So yeah, for tomorrow, my friend Jackie has proposed that i become society`s "gay guy".This reffering to is the attitude,dress sense, and of course physical actions of what people would call, a fag.

"I mean like sir, my dragon told me that the intertwining blades is used to cut this parchment, and use the bleeding stick to do this thing called write..."

Multiple personalities ;D

Well on another run for boredom at school, i have decided to become,dress and act like modern 21st century sterotypes.These may include emos, goths, drug addicts, sex addicts,rock member, a.d.d patient, having torrets, ghost whisperer,smoker, you name it,

While for most of you who don`t go to my school, well i'll keep you guys in the now with my multiple personality disorder ;D.The point of this is to relieve and make the last 2 weeks of term sem much shorter.

So, as soon as i enter or enocounter my friends i will quickly change and conform into the chosen sterotype, by my friend Michael.Unfortunatley, i had failed the first day as society`s chamelon, and told everyone i was an imaginary smoker, who had imaginary lung cancer and wearing imaginary niccotine patches.

i have not yet decided what to do for tomorrow but hope shall be there , when i turn up to school something random.

Where art thou /b/ has thus been deleted by the stupidity of a newfag...?

The Sad Sorrow of a bithday boy(an untold story)

While listening to music, and rummaging through my papers, i stumble upon an invitation, an invitation to a birthday party.A party which was on yesterday.As i read through the invite , i stumble on the words " You Are Welcome to Russel`s Birthday Party".

For those who don`t know Russel, he is a quiet and mild mannered boy in my class.He carry`s along a basketball on most days.Without knowing his true personality, a small portion of my class tend to resort to bullying as a method, of introductions.

But on to the matter of the party.It was scheduled on Saturday 12th between the hours of 1500 and 2100.I was unable to attend due to a family matter.But what makes this party so bittersweet is the fact that out of all his classmates, he had invited, infact, none showed up.

So as i confess, i say to that the extent of the human nature in my class is pityful.None,showing any remorse or a simple sorry would pass their lips to a boy who had no friends at his party.It was a day showing gratitude to someone`s existence and we all declined, as it was as nothng special were happening.To the realisation , that human nature is worthless, in the fact that no one cares for the emotions of others.That none of Russel`s so called friends bothred to give him a heads up that they`re not attending to his party, by not attending at all.

So to a late forgiveness, i say Kudos to you Russel, for going through a late and bittersweet birthday with the fact in mind that these classmates of yours are rejects of society.Being the only fact that they have the audacity to have smiles on thier faces with knowing they didn`t care for the day that a new life was given to earth.

School Spirit =D(yeah...right)

As a student attending the weary Chester Hill High, i seem to notice all of our students to be in a extreme state of melocholy.Tired and all they don`t have quite the energy to even let out simple meh,for any emotion when neccesary.I also being one of these loathsome candidates, actually bothered to try and cheer up these minge bags.

My solution?By scattering arounding shreded up school newsletter, flooding them with the yellow news, in a hope for maybe a laugh or to, at most the principal realising someone has the audacity to make the school littered in it`s own creation.

This experiment came to me during a tiresome scince lesson when i decide to make shuriken, but instead stumbled on the idea of more than one blade coming out at once.

So it has been about 3 weeks in my progress of flooding the school in shreded yellow pieces of paper.In score so far, i have achived flooding all of the home economics building,the corridors of F block, and an unlikely place the gardens.I have also attacked the hangouts of some of my many friends.You people know who you are =P.

So this was just a recap of something unusual i did XD.

kthnxbai